English sign in German cafe: "Mothers, Please Wash Your Hans Before Eating."

On a scientist's door: "Gone Fission"

Outside a hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

On a music teacher's door: "Out Chopin."

On the door of a music library: "Bach in a minuet."

At a farmer's field: "The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges."

In a podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."

On a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push"

Sign on fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

Muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

Sometimes we need to be reminded.
That last sign is just a humorous way of saying that it is only those people who are sick who are in need of the doctor. And isn't that what Jesus himself said?

"Those who are well have no need of a physician, but those who are sick. I did not come to call the righteous, but sinners, to repentance." (Mark 2:17)

Sometimes we need to be reminded that the church is not a place for people who are perfect, but rather a place for those who are sick (with sin) come to the Great Physician to be healed.

Don't stay away from church because you don't have it all together. Go and find healing along with all of the others of us who are there for the same reason.